Bryan Micon
From NeverwinPoker WIKI
Binions Poker Open Event #8 - H.O.R.S.E 4th $1,400 Oct 17, 2007
1st Annual Binions Poker Classic No Limit Hold'em 27th $322 Jun 5, 2007
Deep Stack Extravaganza Poker Pages Ranking No Limit Hold'em 34th $597 Jun 4, 2007
Mirage Poker Showdown / WPT Event Season 6 Event #2 - Limit Hold'em 16th $967 May 9, 2007
Grand Casino Tunica Poker Tournament - WSOP Circuit Event Event #6 - No Limit Hold'em 13th $2,735 Jan 12, 2007
37th Annual World Series of Poker Event #39 - WSOP No Limit Hold'em Championship WSOP FINAL 63rd $123,699 Aug 10, 2006
37th Annual World Series of Poker Event #31 - WSOP No Limit Hold'em 9th $74,620 Jul 21, 2006
37th Annual World Series of Poker Event #27 - WSOP No Limit Hold'em 111th $2,902 Jul 18, 2006
37th Annual World Series of Poker Event #3 - WSOP Pot Limit Hold'em 40th $6,017 Jun 28, 2006
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Golden Tee All Star
After realizing at Indiana University that he was too smart to work for the man, Micon moved to Atlanta and became a professional Golden Tee player. By his own admission he was top 100 in the entire world, and trained very seriously with number one ranked player Chris Eversole and other notable pros like Wade Kids. After killing the game for several years Micon soon discovered a game he was even better at, with the chance to make infinite more money. Poker.
Poker Origins
Micon discovered he had a natural ability when it came to cards. Stud, Omaha, Razz, limit, no limit, it was all cake for him, and poker was blowing up online. Again, he was able to support himself using his wits, and not working for the man. Eventually he would meet one of the most degenrate human beings on the face of the planet, and the poker world would never be the same. Dustin "Neverwin" Woolf.
NWP4LIFE
Dustin was killing the high limit hold em games online at this point, and Micon thought they might be able to build a small poker website around Dustin's name. In May or 2004 Neverwinpoker.com was born. This site would eventually become one of the biggest poker forums in the world. The fact that it was the only uncensored poker forum on the web gave it instant street cred, but what eventually made it a household name were the scandals. Loads and loads of scandals that other forums and poker publication simply wouldn't or couldn't comment on. Stories included a guy who scammed Gavin Griffin and got him to show pics of his penis online, a David Williams ass eating foot fucking porn he did before he became a famous poker pro, and to this day scandals like David Sklansky fucking inbred runaway street girls. Neverwin seemed to be splashing every hot (for the poker world) 21 year old girl on the scene and the site was on fire. Believe it or not things were about to get even better and everyone on the planet was about to know the name of Bryan Micon.
WSOP2006
Micon was on fire during the 2006 WSOP and gained national exposure. He had three strong finishes in various hold em events for more than $80,000.00 before he entered the main event. During the main event he shined and gained fans worldwide. ESPN loved his wild antics, and showed clips of Micon waving his donkey wand, doing perfect imitations of Michael Jackson's Thriller dance in celebration. The cameras couldn't get enough of the NWP visor wearing superstar. But the kid had more than personality, he also had game. He finished the main event in 63rd place, netting more than $122,000.00. Micon was on top of the world, but that would soon change.
Lessons Learned
Feeling invincible, and having already proven that he could hang with the best in the world at the game of poker, Atlanta could no longer hold Bryan Micon. In one of the most shocking NWP Radios of all time Micon announced to his listeners, and his mother, that he was getting a divorce and moving to Las Vegas. He shacked up with some of his Vegas boys and the haters came out in full force. Bunkbed jokes were made, despite the fact that Micon and the crew had a pretty baller house. Micon started ignoring his own bankroll advice and playing over his head, variance was sick and he had horrible online results. He was soon busto, and engaged in a war of words with fellow nwpers on the regular. But those who know Bryan Micon know that he is a man you can never keep down. Good things were right around the corner.
Tony G, Splashing the Neighbor, and Red Panty Pubes
Micon needed money fast, it's a tool of the trade in the poker world, and Micon needed to get back to work. He took an incredible gamble when he sold the majority of Neverwinpoker to controversial Lithuanian Tony G. Many were up in arms fearing the worst. Details are not widely known, but Tony G has claimed to pay a little under a million dollars for the site. Those who worried Tony G would take over the site or make it a pokernews clone were soon relieved when Tony G, after making a few posts, vanished. Micon got the money, retained full creative control, the site was made better functionally due to Lithuanian programmers, and Tony G did not fuck with the site. Around this time Micon let people know that he was no longer shacking up with the Vegas crew but had got his own place with his new girl and ex neighbor Martha. Even getting scammed by child molestor Justin Smith couldn't keep him down, as he turned it around to make Justin Smith's life a living hell, and gained even more attention for Neverwinpoker.com, giving interviews for many national shows on the subject and making HOF threads on the matter. After unearthing emails of 2+2 writer David Sklansky asking for poker whore Brandi Hawbaker's pubes, a war of sorts broke out with 2+2 which got Micon, Druff, Michael, and anyone affiliated with NWP banned from 2+2. The controversy and scandals are as good as ever, Micon is playing winning poker again with an ample bankroll, and things will only get better for this poker failure.
