Dictionary
From NeverwinPoker WIKI
NWP Dictionary by wrenchjockey
Contents |
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A.N.D. - Artestin' Niggaz Daily
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Bacon - See Macon Marc
Bag on Bag Violence - When 2 Punching Bags engage in a flame war
baller - The top of the hill for poker players. Typically considered the cream of the crop and wildly successful on the felt, ballers can be identified by their european sports cars, overbearing jewelry and almost always can be found throwing money at just about any prop bet out there. Also can be identified by having Chantel McNulty on their arm.
Balls Deep - Euphemism for "all the way". Ex. 'fminc went Balls Deep in NWP's collective roll, while hoosierdady swung from his nuts like a monkey.
Banhammer - The implement of the destruction of your NWP account when you douche it up.
Barbell Mafia - Secret Insurgent group of NWP posters who engage in various acts of internet terrorism, such as Myspace shenanigans, duplicate NWP account hilarity, and other as yet unknown mischief. Led by Studdbag, members include TUBGIRLdotCOM, billdo59, TeamRazor, weissman420
Beggar - Self explanatory.
Bird Sign - The act of contorting one's face and hands into unnatural positions, to attempt to make oneself appear to be "hard". Usually being displayed by average, race-confused white kids whose parents pay for everything.
Blue Crew - Cool group of guys with team spirit, led by HoMoCiDe_187 that wear shirts and pose for ambiguously gay pictures. Usually nicely tanned.
BombayTV - Short Indian movie clips where the "movie maker" can insert humorous subtitles to rip on other NWP users
Bracelet - Word found in 95% of DanDruff's posts. Rumor is he has one.
Busted - See Neverheeb, Stevedapimp, Neverbeg.com
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Catbread - NWP's official bread, bitches
Coma - Extremely Long Nap. See Nap, obv.
Confessional - Much like the Catholic ritual, the Confessional is the forum technique of diffusing embarrassing threads by going into a little booth (AIM Screen) and spilling your guts to some guy you don't know. When you're done, you say some shit you don't mean, and you feel better about the whole deal.
CTH - 24/7/365 Just like IHOP Also: Black
Crunkism - Phrase or word coined by NWPer Get Crunk, picked up and placed into the NWP Lexicon and overused within one month.
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Dan Druff - Claims to have never been on forum tilt, but we all know the truth.
DanDruff's Pizza Fund - When you trim the cents off your PokerStars account by transferring them to DanDruff. He will make a sound pizza size decision based purely on value.
DCalZone - CEO of Cock Chug, Inc. Premium Satisfaction for Douchebags.
DEAL - Essentially the same as saying "Deal with it, snothopper" Coined by Cmoney.
Delaware - Mysterious NWP user who never posted a coherent sentence. Author of the Triple Crown tournament format. Recently rose from the dead to congratulate Micon.
Dimes - Units of poker tournament winnings. "Micon won 123 dimes in the 06 ME". A phrase you should get used to reading for a year or so.
DirtyB - Part of the NWP brain trust. Full of completely useless trivia.
Donk - If you need a definition for this one, you are one.
Donk Down - What happens to you next.
Donk Strike - In the unlikely event you get lucky. Except on 'Stars. You're a good player there.
Douchebag - Ask EmpireMaker2, he'll tell you he is one. For the real definition, look around and see who's chugging cock.
Dream/Clone - The best all-white rap group around, comprised of at least one poker player. Unfortunately, the "best" title was achieved by simply out-rapping Prahlad Friedman. Dan Druff is believed to play Bass.
dupe - An account made by an existing user, to attempt to add flavor and humor to the forum. However, these rarely succeed and usually end up exposing the balls of the user who made it.
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Eurodonk - Any NWP member from the EU. Often seen wearing speedos and mind-numbingly intoxicated.
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FCP - Full Contact Poker. No thanks.
Felon - Ron Artest in a crowd, A.N.D. NWP Goon Squad. Best defense against: See "The Nap".
Filthy - Not filthy at all
Flame - Online pissing match
fminc - white collar scammer with no minutes left on his prepaid cell phone. M.O.: Constructs elaborate story by which he gets a huge check from someone OR attempting to create fictitious "NWP Stock Market"
Forum Tilt - Completely losing one's cool while posting. Marked by irrational, repetitive posts with no foundation in reality. See: Dan Druff
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GCC - Get Crunk Crew. Known to play 500-1000 against Daniel Negreanu. While their membership roll is a closely guarded secret, the list is said to include such NWPers as leader get_crunk, Eugeneel "the Monk lover" and Bacon is supposedly now a member after performing unknown favors for leader "get_crunk"
Ghey - (Indianapolis) Ship.
GPT - Ghey Political Thread
Grandma's Check - A unit of poker tournament winnings that hopefully won't catch on. 1 Grandma's Check = 5 dimes.
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Hater - For those who laughed during the curb stomp scene.
Heeb - (v) 1. The act of taking a small roll to a large one ($40 > $15K) in a short period of time. However what heebs up, must heeb down (PLO). 2. (n) Short for neverheeb, pioneer of the craft
hels0044 - NWP user who gained notoriety by riding his whip into a truck in a vain attempt to :noose himself, then having his nuts felt by a cabbie while on the way to intensive therapy to determine why he is such an attention whore. Also, was attacked by a chipmunk, a bear, a particularly nasty charlie horse, and the entire membership of NWP.
Hijack - When threads jump the shark.
HOF - Where old, gold threads go to die
Hot Chick Forum - Where 95% of guests go (check the who's online once)
Hoyt - Crunkism. Not quite as ghey as "Grandma's Check", but close.
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Internet: Serious Business. - For those who get inexplicably and terribly involved with the drama.
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Jew Crew - Most of NWP's heirarchy....Micon, Neverwin, DirtyB, DanDruff, Sole (Catholic Jew), etc.
Joobs - Sweater meat found on Jewesses.
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Killswitch - A small yellow button found deep inside the server room bunker at PokerStars. Used by Lee Jones to dish out bad beats to those who back out of contracts, and make untimely withdrawals.
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Lee Jones - Honest upstanding individual. Good poker player. (Thanks Lee)
lil, lul - Same as "lol", when you're a norwegidonk.
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Macon Marc - See Bacon mang.
Magic the Gheythering - Game played by geeky kids that turn out to be semi-decent poker players
Mang - Mang
:moose - :die
Micon - Owner/Admin of NWP, Inventor/Shill of the Micon System, Coined the phrase "Grandma's Check", Cohost of NWP Radio, Defending 2006 WSOP ME 63rd place holder.
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Nap - Method of ducking a thread where you're being pwned, by logging off NWP until it blows over. Invented by es0terix, perfected by scottyno, 187_HoMoCiDe and others.
Neverheeb - Once sane, now completely around the bend. Your brain on drugs.
Neverwin - The N and W of NWP
nice blog - Common response to a post that gives readers more insight into the personal life of the OP than they really wanted to see.
nikki22 - Bend, OR prostitute, fluent in greek, french and HU NL Holdem.
Noose - An invitation to end your pathetic existence
NWP Pro Avatar - Watered down avatar handed to anyone who cashes big one time or more.
NWP Radio - Saturday Night, a couple times a year.
NWPSOP - Play poker for a cheesy bracelet.
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Obv - Obv
OH - +1
O Rly - Rly
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:Peet - Some mime fag.
PM - Forum feature rarely used by most. Punching bags - Person on NWP who gets completely destroyed every time they post. Usually by themselves.
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Rail Fee - A percentage of your winnings, shipped to Ghey (Indianapolis) on 'Stars for Railtard support.
Railtard - poker spectator / cheering section
Rolled - :rolled
Ronnie - Senior Prom Date of NWPer 187_HoMoCiDe
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scammer - avatar given to users who suck at poker, and feel they need to resort to stealing other people's bankrolls through trickery and deception to build a bankroll.
scottyno - resident razz and abstinence pro
SFO - So Fucking Owned
SF(anything) - Figure it out, Einstein
Shooter - The elusive $50 free on Titan, Party, etc.
Sick - See Filthy
Slim1988 - Yankees fan. OG NWP, PhD in Flaming. A.N.D. NWP Goon Squad.
Sole - NWP Golden Tee World Champion, NWP Radio Co-Host, NWP Admin by proxy, Self-proclaimed Voice of the People.
splash - Picture posted when you'd like to throw a million potiential babies at, toward, on, or inside the chick in the previously posted picture
Stake - Something you'll never get at NWP. Go to NB, beggar.
Stevedapimp - Blue Collar Scammer. M.O.: gets you to send first or sends you a "Hand history" that's actually a keylogger.
Studdbag - NWP's first metrosexual NWP Hottie. Best known for his repeated acts of Myspace Terrorism, and his subtle attraction to men.
Sweatsedo - Pimpish Velour get-up made fashionable (HA!) by micon in his various live tourney appearances. Long term wear at multi-day poker tournaments leads to excessive sweaty ass crack syndrome (SACS) and the associated rectal itch. No known cure exists.
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That's Hoyt - No, it isn't.
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vindication (one time) - What you holler when looking for the miracle river. It doesn't get there. It never does.
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Waffler - Never use this word in an email to the 'Stars Poker Room Manager
weissMAN420 - Dr Jekyll/Mr. Hyde of NWP. By day, one of the funnier posters on the site. By night, watch your bankroll/laptop/wallet.
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Your Balls are Showing - What you should expect to be told when you're making a fool of yourself on the forum.
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187_Homicide - Michael Jordan of NWP. If Jordan was Christian Laettner with a tan, chugging everclear with the cap on the bottle, had no basketball talent, was ugly as a mud fence and was often seen slamming pops and being mean to Meredith.
1000 Page Thread - One of CTH's few "good threads", this is the depository for all the degeneracy that NWP is known for. Anything goes in this thread, and it usually does. Rumor has it that if the thread reaches 1000 pages, Slim1988 will post his picture. The smart money has Micon locking the thread on page 998.
