Melissa the Goon

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"God Melissa, you're such a Goon!"

Jezebel would hear this phrase almost every day on her way to school, invariably voiced by one of the mean girls from the Poconos Valley. The girls would follow her, only across the street, throwing apples and the occasional tomato. Jezebel would toss her head and try her best to ignore these evil taunts, but they always stuck to her. Especially the part about being a Goon.

I am a Goon, aren't I, she would think, Those girls are right. I hope that I get in an automobile accident and lose my life, so that I am dead. She would continue walking on to Mayberry Brooke Junior High, where she would start a whole new day...a whole new Goony day.

The bathroom was her only place of safety, the only place where she could finally be alone. She looked into the mirror - a Goon looked back at her. A high forehead, a prominent mouth with bad teeth, a wide nose, and pale, sickly skin all pointed to one thing - a Goon.