Waffler
From NeverwinPoker WIKI
The weapon that BANGEM threatened to use to bash Lee Jones's cranium in. Just the mention of the word waffler in Pokerstars chat is rumored to be enough to activate the kill switch.
The original letter sent to BANGEM about the incident, in which Lee Jones attempted to extort money for the restoration of BANGEM's account:
Hello Michael - I don't think you "deserve" another chance. It's not about how much rake you pay us. Your words were (and I quote)
> WHEN I SEE LEE JONES IM GOING TO FUCKING BASH HIS CRANIUM IN WITH A > WAFFLER
I don't care if you paid us $1000 in rake every week. I don't care if were drunk or not - *nobody* deserves that kind of threat. In fact, if you made that statement to somebody in person, you'd be committing a crime in the state of Illinois. You could get - pay close attention here - ARRESTED.
Now here's the interesting part. If you made that threat against
- anybody*
else in this organization, there's no way in the world that I'd even consider reopening your account. I won't let my colleagues be treated that way.
But I'm feeling particularly generous, so since *I'm* the one you threatened, I'm going to give you another chance, and here's how it goes:
You send a $25 donation to the Heifer Project:
www.heifer.org
They will send you a receipt (in the mail) for the donation. Scan it, and send it to me as an email attachment. When I've received that, I'll reinstate you. You will get *ONE* more chance. After that, if you so much as look cross-eyed at any of our staff (myself included) you will be gone for keeps.
That's the deal; take it or leave it.
Lee Jones
PokerStars Poker Room Manager
